Tuesday 29 June 2021

ACOUSTIC MAYHEM at Ealing Bowls Club, Craven Road, W5 2UA

FRIDAY 27TH AUGUST CHEAP ACOUSTIC GIG

https://www.facebook.com/events/1202118890232626

A night of unplugged carnage and singalongs with your friends. . .

BARRY SUTTON - Legendary guitarist of The LA's and Cast fame playing a very rare appearance here in London. Sutton is also known for Heavy Lemon and the improvisational jam collective Beatnik Hurricane. You do not want to miss this.


TIM BRIFFA - Maverick guitarist & lead vocal for long-standing London-based rock trio My Drug Hell gives us a full set of his alluring melodies and scathing wit.

RAIL REPLACEMENT SERVICE - Teddy Fourlegs brings his punk folk storytelling to the bowls club. From the heart to the fart.
https://www.facebook.com/railreplacementservice
https://soundcloud.com/user-456494922

SOAPMAN - Steve Burgan of many diverse bands down the years from All New Accelerators through World, Spitfire and beyond, now plays a first gig of a superb new solo project.
https://steveburgan.bandcamp.com/
https://music.apple.com/gb/artist/steve-burgan/id1485532534
https://soundcloud.com/burgymusic

The venue is the brilliant Ealing Bowls Club. Bowl afew bowls and buy afew cheap pints before enjoying the music on Friday night. Why not, eh?
All this and more for just a fiver on the door. See ya down the front. . .

Wednesday 14 October 2020

Dry Cough, Dry Powder


Another UK lockdown looks imminent when the last one had barely been shaken off. Methinks we called it right to not organise anything. Fairplay to those who have tried to make it work, but it seems clear we best keep our powder dry n hope for the best for the New Year. Then Silly Chap Promotions will be in full swing - Bringing together peculiar antique and 21st century punk, folk, ska, country, pop, reggae and beyond for your delectation and capering. Stand by then Roll up all ye gentlemen herberts, ne’er-do-wells, mods, punks, wayfarers, pathetiques, skinheads, rude boys, gals and scooter joyriders. All are welcome to the knees up, especially the shunned and the deplorable but purist cliques and elitist cool kids need not apply. EnjOi! 

Saturday 6 June 2020

Save Our Venues






















A quick glance at the map on Save Our Venues website and you can see plenty of amazing venues that need your financial support at this difficult time. Please give generously if you can to 
Fiddler's Elbow - CamdenThe Dublin Castle229 The VenueThe Gladstone ArmsBermondsey Social ClubWindmill BrixtonThe George TavernThe LouisianaThe Old EnglandThe Dragonffli and Exchange to name afew. Don't forget the ones who aren't on there n contact your local pubs as well. Let's help get the ground work down to restart the live music circuit as soon as possible.
https://saveourvenues.co.uk/


"Music Venue Trust represents 670 independent UK music venues right across the UK and as a result of the current ‘lockdown’ and social distancing policies the prospects for many are grim. A lot of grassroots music venues are already operating on very thin margins and since these restrictions came in only 17% of them, equating to just 114, are currently secure for the next eight weeks.
The other 556 are at imminent risk of being permanently closed down.
The situation is dire, and it is now incumbent on music fans and the wider industry to do something about it.
Put bluntly, without these venues the opportunities for artists and audiences to connect in a meaningful way at a local level will simply disappear in a lot of cases.
And if they go they will never come back.
Please help us to help grassroots music venues to survive this unprecedented threat to their existence.
Please help us to #saveourvenues"
https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/save-our-venues-national-campaign?fbclid=IwAR0HfO2MvZVDwNtKXx9pJZt9tI20L9zDtX12s63xLzFUcbvWeXZtwjGLdGY



Looks like the Red Lion in Bristol has their own fundraiser up too. Be sure to donate, I've loved playing this gaff many times over the years and Lemmy is a great guy who helped me bring Wonk Unit back to Bristol in 2012, despite the protestations of a couple of crusty losers. Support the venues that had the back of proper punk.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/save-the-red-lion?pc=fb_co_campmgmtbnr_w&rcid=r01-159136041773-a1816f2665ca4498&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=p_lico%2Bbanner&fbclid=IwAR35jxcQWciJx5D6Q0cOLq2qS_t1837XTU4ax1J239Y2dMBYPEdeK5K0Drs



Cheers

Monday 1 June 2020

SCP - We Will Gig Again



Silly Chap Promotions. Music to politely get pummelled to, if that wouldn't be too much trouble? Purveyors of peculiar punk for your Sunday Best. We will be back. (Yes, I missed the 'S' off. You want a fight about it, old bean??) More evenings of melodious batterings coming your way when the pandemic eases up. Line ups taking shape...

Friday 20 March 2020

Postponement Post & Social Distancing Fest


We had an acoustic shindig planned for this month, but that and the many other plans in the pipeline have rightly been postponed. 

Respect to everyone taking proper precautions and to those helping out in their communities. Do check out the website linked below for livestreams of various cultural & artistic projects that have been cancelled/postponed. You can submit your own events as well and tomorrow, (Saturday 21st March) at 1pm lots of art will be launched. 

Please add anymore ideas and projects in the comments here. Cheers and stay safe, healthy, creative, sensible and positive. All the best, in solidarity. Teddy x

https://www.socialdistancingfestival.com



https://www.socialdistancingfestival.com

Saturday 22 February 2020

Mixed Bills & Cheap Thrills

Something written very quickly on farcebook at the arse end of last year after a conversation with Jak & Tom from WACO. I'd just been to four shows on Regrettes/Lauaran Hibberd tour. . .

"...Lauran's genre varies and it’s a whole different circuit though. A word on splicing genres n gig circuits while we’re at it, bare with me. Weirdly, from seeing them live afew times i notice cos of how rigid gig promotion is n the way stuff is going they wouldn’t be likely to blend with the types of bands i mentioned unless they get put on by diy punks. A wider point on this. It’s pretty common knowledge on the punk circuit that I listen to as much Crown Court & Last Resort as I do Teen Idols and Crimpshrine. Like countless others I like to mix it up a ton and my record n cd collection reflects it with everything from Teenage Bottlerocket, Bouncing Souls through The Business, Angry Agenda over to Mischief Brew, Poor Old Dogs, including Meteors, Long Tall Texans, via Waco, Sheer Mag, all the way to Crass, Restarts etc. etc. etc. (not to mention a ton of garage, ska, reggae, musicals, pop, classical piano, tiny bit of hip-hop and the inevitable Taylor Swift).

Here’s the point. In my view there is no reason that Lauran shouldn’t be on a bill with say Knock Off just as The Regrettes could go on with Peter & The Test Tube Babies. Or The Menzingers combining with Gimp Fist. I want to see Girli supporting Cockney Rejects. The Warriors with Murderburgers, Subhumans with Superyob or Cock Sparrer. etc. etc. How about Lauran and Hard Skin double header. Ultimately, now that I’m gonna be putting on shows again this will be a big aim. Get some surreal but awesome combos on the go. Get so-called ‘scenes’ mixing, meeting each other and actually listening to other types of bands not judging a book by it’s cover or by it’s (often falsely) perceived fan base.

Of course everyone has their own mates and tastes but the pathetic cliques that have cemented themselves are getting boring, breeding lame orthodoxies and smothering creativity. I know other promoters do fantastic ecclectic mixes n have had the same thoughts as well, but I want to push it more if i can once i’ve established stuff. Bands who aren’t up for this kinda thing lose my respect abit (waaaah we only want to play with our pals and within a weirdly ill-defined sub-genre where we can feel safe and all look and think the same), it seems to betray the anarchic and wild creativity of early punk. The circuit is getting conformist and stale and this will be one of the ways to revitalise stuff again. Drop the Mean Girls style smug dress-coded cabals and break it wide open. Get people talking to each other, sharing, listening and checking out what’s happening in others’s lives.

Some of the bands I love most have tried to do this over the years as well as promoters. Let’s keep doing it n you won’t be surprised then when more diverse and interesting people get involved and start making better and far more unique music. Plus a ton of younger bands coming in inspired with mad new takes rather than the same old being churned out again and again (however much i love the same old and strongly believe it must have its place). Don’t get me wrong there’s loads great stuff going on but we don’t want risk stagnation.

Ya get me?
  

By the way, i know this isn’t an original thought and many do this already but i’d like to see it more. I also have no problem with same genre gigs or all-dayers they’re great and have their place; i have and will continue to do em myself. (Thinking of getting Crown Court with 2 v similar genre bands next year) However, just pointing out I wish that promoters n bands to step outside comfort zone and shake things about abit more often as I think it makes the most fun gigs and produces more compelling audiences and interactions, chance meeting and inspiration. I suspect the more narrow you think your taste is (and nothing wrong with that per se) the more you will be surprised what you discover...
-Comment from Dan Crawley - back in the good old ICM days (my pre-Watford Punk Collective promotion) I loved a mixed bill. I'd throw bands together that would never have been booked for the same night. We carried this over a bit when we put together the 2 Night Stand but by then, punters didn't seem keen on straying too far from what they know. If I ever return to putting gigs on I'm going straight back to mixed nights. Don't get me wrong, I love a punk rock show but it's like going to a buffet and refusing to go further than the sausage rolls.

And here is what I wrote before the first SCP show - 

"Putting on gigs again for the first time in ages under this new banner. Hoping someone will partner up with me permanent (preferably with a better techie head) to get stuff organised. Need afew more quid in the bank for regular be possible so will most likely get going fully next year (earlyish hopefully). Add Silly Chap Promotions if interested. Will be mainly punk but with a blend from other genres too, anyone who qualifies as a silly chap is welcome including solo acoustic acts. Exciting diverse line up ideas taking shape already. One further concept is for an eventual ‘Pathetique Symposium’ all dayer as tribute to the old Pathetique Convention. Another shindig may be a low key ‘punk n bowl’ but instead of a bowling alley opt for a pub that has skittles. Really want to do a lot of the gigs at decent local pubs in south-east london to help get customers in for much needed revenue in these skint times, not your usual boring ‘rock’ or the usual ‘bar/venue’ type places but traditional old school boozers encouraging the perfect mix of people. Also looking into more obscure arts venues that are needing support as well though. And importantly I want to do some gigs out in west london- white city/bush/acton/ealing etc. as that area is much neglected when it comes to live music. Anyone who wants to help me out with any of that please do shout, would be great."

MORE CHEAP, CHEERFUL & INNOVATIVE GIGS WITH UNIQUE LINEUPS & IN NOVEL LOCATIONS ACROSS THE CAPITAL AND BEYOND COMING SOON X

Friday 1 November 2019

THE CHRISTMAS GIG OF THE YEAR at Matchstick Piehouse, Arches 213/214, London, SE8 5HD  

FRIDAY 13th DECEMBER - CHRISTMAS GIG

@ The Matchstick Piehouse, Arches 213/214, London, SE8 5HD
 (https://matchsticktheatre.com)

https://www.facebook.com/events/1465419623612589/


A night of nefarious live noises for your noggins featuring . . . 

Bogus Gasman
Ska / Punk / Dubcore

6-Piece Punk/Dub/Hardcore/Thrash/Jazz group originating from the Artistic hub that is Lewisham and taking in members from as far away as High Wycombe, Wales, Mesopotamia and Grandad. They make music that is fun, ballsy and always great to dance to filled with lyrics that reflect the grit of life in the forgotten corners of the nations capital. And also their love of Wilson brand socks. Whether tight as fuck and hot as shit or drunken and sloppy as your mother on a Saturday night, they never fail to play entertaining shows!
https://www.reverbnation.com/bogusgasman
https://twitter.com/bogusgasman?lang=en

Dog of Man
Accordion driven post-punk / psyche / alt rock

Dog of Man emerged, blinking, from a basement in Brighton with a demented collection of songs bursting with wild riffs, wry humour and improbable choruses. What started as a cathartic noise jam morphed into the weirdest rock music you’ll ever dance to. This is the sound of distorted accordion, erratic guitar licks, melodic bass and frenetic drumming. It’s noisy, it’s fun, inventive and immediate – veering into breakcore beats, folky interludes and gypsy stompers to get a party going. Dog of Man have brought their turbulent live show to London raves, squatted Amsterdam dockyards and beach parties in Croatia. The result was a mass of contorted dancing, flailing hair and sweaty bodies. Their first EP ‘Musically Transmitted Diseases’ came out in March 2018. This year the band hosted an exhibition of their own art work, played dozens of shows and headlined a European tour. Their debut album ‘Dogmatic Manual’ is out now!
https://dogofman.bandcamp.com
https://open.spotify.com/artist/3zDgUvmVk4iubfBpjdlEHP

Migraines
Skate Punk / Hardcore

Bristol and London based sk8-HxC (since 2011 as a way to get in to gigs for free). As of Sept. 2019 they’ve played in 13 countries and released 3 internet/CD demos:
-“The Migraines EP” (2013, ususally signed in blood),
“Migraines/Violation Split EP” (2014, usually signed in blood),
“Demo” (2016)
As well as one 12” vinyl:
“Young, Gifted & Fast!” (2017).
All of the above are on bandcamp for free.
http://themigraines.bandcamp.com/
buyusfuckyou.bigcartel.com
http://soundcloud.com/the-migraines
http://www.reverbnation.com/themigraines123

Paul Divers
Acoustic Ska
Chepstow based solo acoustic artist with a love of raw Reggae. Previously lead vocals/guitar for Tafijah Allstars & Clean Young Mess. Now performing as solo artist, and performing what he loves, Dirty Acoustic Reggae. Supported such artists as Lee `Scratch` Perry, The Talks, Yes Sir Boss, Yellowman & The Beat, plus many others. Also fronts south wales three piece Ska Punk band ‘King’s Alias.’

ADAM WALTON, BBC Radio -
Paul I love to be able to play music that has some truth to it. Your lyrics sound real, and I wasnt expecting that when I heard the first few chords, In all honesty...Lots of reggae-light with no balls out there, not you though. Good Luck, Very much looking forward to hearing more.

Rudeboy Promotions -
Paul sings about his feelings, late night drinking sessions, Girls, being unemployed, working for the man, being skint and more drinking and looking at him you know he`s been there and done it! BUT...He wears his heart on his sleeve, He has the ability to write his lyrics on a wall, kick the wall down and move on. One of the best reggae solo artists around by far!
https://twitter.com/DiversAcoustic?lang=en
https://www.facebook.com/kingsalias/

PLUS – ! ! ! VERY SPECIAL TOP SECRET GUESTS – ! ! !

We can’t say much about this but trust us, absolutely awesome full set from an amazing guest act. You simply do not want to miss. London’s finest. . .


Boys n girls, this Piehouse is a lovely volunteer lead creative venue to support. They put on all sorts from reggae nights & gigs to theatre, comedy and burlesque. Come down early if you can and get a hot pie and cold lager from the bar to support their good work. 

Moreover, to sweeten the deal on this festive occasion - we will give away a complimentary toy plastic dinosaur to the first ten people in the door!!! OMG! That’s one less Christmas present to worry about for your irritating bastard nephew!! What a bargain.

Additionally - We will have a donations bucket on the door for THE ROBES PROJECT local homeless charity, if you are able and feeling as generous as us please chuck some coins in. You can find out more about their good work here - (https://robes.org.uk).
Please share some Christmas love and coinage if you can.


All this and more for just a fiver. See ya down the front.

Advanced tickets > > > 

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/bogus-gasman-dog-of-man-migraines-paul-divers-plus-more-tickets-79941768983?ref=estw